

Ladies and jellybeans, it is with absolute hyperactivity and inappropriate humor that I give you the latest member to join the “Hey, we kind of like this bald guy” team of sponsors, the one, the only, Snorgtees.com!! I know, it makes no sense at all. I’m a photographer. They’re a t-shirt company. Why in the world...

*A forlorn roadside Howard Johnson hotel~ 2:45 AM ~ Freezing cold* This hotel room scares me. The bedspread looks like the illegitimate love-child of the interior of a Ford Pinto and a really bad paisley tie, the carpet is oddly sticky, and the coffee pot has a beautiful lavender shade of mold growing...